I came across this cool websites for quite sometimes, and while having some thought of getting it to be published, I personally think that I might end up writing my own secret. If I am going to do that in the near future, which one of these that you think would fit mine?

I have a secret…

1. I am happy to see the word ass*hole spelled with all capital letters on your forehead.
2. I am happy that people are getting sick of your childish attitude and they started to keep a distance.
3. I am happy that you’re going to divorce your pregnant wife when you find out that the baby was not yours.
4. I am happy that your parents in law love me more than you that they wish their son would actually marry me years ago.
5. I am happy that your husband thinks I’m hot and has a crush on me that he completely ignores you when I’m around.
6. I am happy that your underage boyfriend thought he is the first one getting in your pants without any concern of you might have lost your virginity since the age of 12.
7. I am happy that your father desperately asks me for a date that he didn’t have a clue that I’m one of your former classmates.
8. I am happy that you end up marrying a slut*ty bi*tch who find out that your di*ck is too small to fit her well-fuc*ked-up pus*sy.
9. I am happy that your best friend and I similarly think that you are such a loser who could never win back your stupid f*ugly boyfriend who cheated on you even after you gave him so much pleasure in bed
10. I am happy when you told me that your husband suc*ks big time after 4 years of marriage with a lovely cutie pie baby daughter as after all these years, I could never accept the fact that you choose to tie the knot with such a jer*k and you didn’t realized it since day one.

That would probably be one of my secret. What's yours?

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My 'raksasa gorgon' lil baby bro finally left home last weekend, which I believe had brought so many tears to almost everyone in the family. He had been such a baby in the house, being pampered by all of us, always making fun of everyone, of everything, and he is always around. Never did he left home for more than 24 hours, but this time, he is gonna stay at one of the IP*TA at northern area of Ma*laysia for more than a month before the scheduled midterm break.

Mamanda wasn't in a good mood lately and deep down inside I know that she badly missed him. To make things worse, she's not feeling well right after she came back from sending baby bro, and she can't stop crying whenever she thinks of him. It’s hard for her, but I hope she's gonna be okay in a week or two.

Had never crossed my mind that baby bro willingly accept the offer to further his study at that IP*TA as knowing him all these while, he could never be part from mamanda. Just hoping that he could survive over there on his own, and after 3 years, complete his study with flying colors and come back to where his belong. Too bad I wasn't there to help him getting prepared, and the only way I could assist him is via YM.

Whatever it is, I will always pray for his success, happiness and safety and I know the time has finally come for us to let him go, to face the real challenge and let him be independent to find out the true colors of this world. And I’m so gonna miss him and hopefully he would still be the same baby bro that I used to know, and insyaAllah couldn’t wait to see him this coming raya when I get this lazy ass off down under, flying back to where my heart belongs.

I am currently fighting in a battle which is gonna end in the next couple of days. 3 enemies down, leave me with another one to fight for. Just a quick update so that I left a remark that I'm still alive and kicking. Will update soon. As promised, EncikKekasihGelap, will gonna do those taggie-maggie-thingy soon, eh? Much Love.

I was pretty tired of studying, so just browsing around 'ceramah motivasi' in YouT*ube when I came across this.

From the great show, I found out this so-called 'doa pengasih' which is extracted from The Noble Quran.

Allâh is very Gracious and Kind to His slaves. He gives provisions to whom He wills. And He is the All-Strong, the All-Mighty. Ash-Shûra (42:19)

Another one is called ‘ayat pelembut hati’

(Remember) when Yûsuf (Joseph) said to his father: "O my father! Verily, I saw (in a dream) eleven stars and the sun and the moon, I saw them prostrating themselves to me." Yusuf (12:4)

This word should be repeated 7 times, and this whole ‘ayat’ should be recite in one breath. You can imagine of the person you admire/like/love while reciting this ‘ayat’. But, please be extra careful not to misuse this information as it is from The Noble Quran itself, and you sure don’t wanna get caught into trouble, do you?

Well, it is believe to be such a good practice for those who are still 'mencari jodoh' or for those who have already found someone, but that person refused to commit or to get married,or that person always have their own reasons when it comes to this marriage thingy. You could give a try, and might as well I should start practising soon =)