Tagged by cewek kekasih gelap. Here it goes..

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questionnaire underneath until you write the names of all 5 people. This is a lot funnier if you write the names randomly. No Cheating!!

no 1 : si kucing

no 2 : man tipu
no 3 : aie gay
no 4 : bajan
no 5 : sarah


Question 1 : How do you meet 1?
di sebuah kolej matrikulasi di utara tanahair yang sangat heaven kerana makanannya murah dan sedap amat.

Question 2 : On the Scale of 1 - 10, how you rate your relationship with no 1??
takde rate sesuai la. infinity boleh?

Question 3 : How long have you known number 4?
ada kot dalam 7-8 tahun.

Question 4 : How do you know number 3?
beliau adalah makhluk tuhan yang paling dibenci semasa sekolah dulu. almost 10 years++ dah kenal beliau.

Question 5 : How do you know number 5 ?
beliau adalah pasangan lesbo ponteng kelas di zaman sekolah dulu. juga telah dikenali almost 10++ years.

Question 6 : A Fact about number 1?
seorang pemain game tegar. bercita-cita menjadi full time gamer. motto hidup beliau: I don't need to "GET A LIFE". I'm a gamer. I have lots of lives.

Question 7 : Who is no 4 going out with?
beliau sangat banyak stok simpanan. sesuai dengan nama diberikan. used to date awek toreh-toreh, sekarang tak tau sape pulak mangsa beliau seterusnya. hohoho.

Question 9 : Would you live with number 3?
hahahahahaha. habis la asyik berjamming in the bathroom je nanti. dan jugak mungkin akan menjadi gila dalam masa yang singkat. it's a big NO-NO darling.

Question 10 : What do you like about no 2?
walaupun dia suka tipu dan he's a cheapskate (baca: more to kedeks sebenarnya), he is totally charming, sangat menjaga solat dan sangat taat pada ibunya. dan sangat caring jugak.

Question 11 : Do you miss number 5?
rindu banget. bila entah mau lepak bersama lagi. dia sekarang jauh di scotland sudah. huhu.

Question 12 : Would you make out with number 4?
ewwwwwwww. macam nak muntah hijau laju-laju. sumbang mahram okeis? mana bleh.

Question 13 : What is your opinion of number 2?
he'll be a good husband to his loving gf in a 5 years time, insyaAllah. maybe dah ada sorang anak pun masa tu.

Question 14 : What is your fave memory with number 5?
naik lrt penuh sesak sampai ke bukit jalil, tengok jaafar onn buat demo masak dalam hujan renyai, kantoikan awek nak pi tengok konsert siti, siap pakai seluar baru tak cabut price tag dalam lrt, banyak lagi malas nak tulis je tapi.

Question 15 : What would you do if number 1 going out with number 2?
uiks. tak bleh. conflict nanti. perbezaan identiti dan minat dan cara berfikir. conflict of interest mungkin.

Question 16 : ever had a long conversation with number 5?
selalu dulu-dulu. sekarang macam busy dan terpisah jauh jadi contact melalui YM kadangkala.

Question 17 : have you ever slept at number 2's house?
nak suruh mak dia penggal kepala?

Question 18 : Do you hang out with number 3 often?
kalau ada kat malaysia, sudah tentu la. tapi dulu2 masa zaman dia single mingle. sekarang mungkin tidak kot. sudah tentu dia berkomitmen dan bertanggungjawab menggembirakan pasangannya. sebaiknya tidak diganggu selalu.

Question 19 : Who do you known the longest?
Sarah dan Aie, sebab sekelas masa sekolah dulu.

Question 20 : How often do you talk to number 1?
Almost everyday, unless dia pengsan atau saya tidur awal.

Question 21 : What about number 2?
Sangat jarang sejak dia kerja dan tamat belajar.

Question 22 : Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
ewwwwwwwwww. tak. sumbang mahram nanti. nuff said.

Question 23 : Maybe you want to go out for a date with number 5?
harus! date kelesboan pastinya.

Question 24 : Do you dream about number 2?
mimpi ngarut2 ada la. tapi takde sebarang unsur erotis. harap maklum.

Question 25 : What did number 4 did to you that you never forget?
muncul secara tiba-tiba di kolej masa buat degree dulu. dah hampir tengah malam tapi. semata-mata sebab aku tepon nangis-nangis, terus je muncul. owh terharu. pastu bawak aku pi keluar makan. dia belanja. lagi terharu. hoho.

Question 26 : What have you done to number 1 that he never forget?
banyak. ugut nak tinggal pi kawen dengan orang lain, tapi tak buat jugak. pi curik rokok dia pastu dah kantoi tamau pulang balik. tapi dia lupa dah kot. apa yang dia takkan lupa? tatau la, kena pi tanya dia sendiri.

Question 27 : What is number 3's hobby?
harusla sekarang ni berpeleseran bersama pasangannya. dulu dia suka main game, sekarang tatau dia suka main apa. uiks. macam aneh jawapan ni. sila abaikan.

Question 28 : Who do u want to tag?
cik meanie mean (sila update blog), cik inah, cik zati dy.. sume product adelaide. hehe