Clues your partner is cheating

1. They work unusual hours or lots of overtime. Their pay stub does not reflect this.

Gaji tetiap bulan dok serupa tu jugak, tapi bukan main lagi teruk kerja, tengah malam baru sampai rumah.

2. They stay up late or get up after you are in bed to be on the PC.

Konon sambung buat kerja kat rumah la, padahal dok cakap telefon dengan marka, tak pun sakan dok chatting.

3. You notice all the email, including the trash bin, is constantly being deleted.

Punya rajin dok check email, sehari paling koman pun sampai 4-5 kali. Punya baguih. Dedikasi sungguh.

4. The phone bill has unexplained charges or is now paid online by your partner.

Kalau pakai prepaid tu, tak dan habis airtime, dah topup lagi. Setakat topup RM30 tu, sat ja abih dah.

5. You often receive wrong number phone calls by someone of the opposite sex.

Tak dan cakap apa, si pemanggil terus ja tau dah call number yang salah. Cuba orang yang dimaksudkan angkat, dan-dan tak salah nombor dah.

6. Your partner becomes unable to reach at times.

Semedang ja phone low battery, tak pun tertidur kat opis, lagi best bos ajak pi site visit tapi phone tinggal kat opis.

7. They become more unavailable at the office re: meetings, lunches.

Alasan standard, site visit tak abis-abis. Kerja posmen pun ada site visit no.. bukan main hebat.

8. Partners co-workers seem awkward or uncomfortable around you. (They usually know)

Mana yang dah biasa tu, mula la jadi pelik-pelik ja bila jumpa, cakap pun tunduk ja, takut nak angkat muka bertentang mata, kot kena soal jawab, takut kantoi pulak.

9. They have a new cell phone but insist the number is used strictly for business.

Konon opis bagi phone, tak boleh la guna untuk kepentingan peribad. Baik punya menipu. Tapi sakan punya dok layan SMS.

10. Their clothes smell of unfamiliar perfume or cologne.

Tak tau la pi kerja dok peluk makcik cleaner ka, tea lady ka, kot dok bayar duit tol kat jurutol siap melekat bau depa, tak tau la pulak kan? Tapi nampak tak masuk akal ja.

11. They take a sudden interest in helping with the laundry.

Dulu seluar dalam sehelai pun malas nak tonyoh, la ni punya rajin bra pasangan pun tolong cuci sekali.

12. Their mood is irritable and they tend to get angry easily.

Pikir dia punya emo ja eh, kita ni apa? batu? kayu? gila selfish dok buat kelaku macam ni.

13. Your partner often whispers on the phone or hangs up if you are close.

Sanggup pi cakap telefon jauh-jauh, luar bilik tak pun luar rumah terus. Takut sangat orang dengar apa dia cakap.

14. You find birth control pills and your partner has had a vasectomy.

Hat ni lagi pelik. Nak bagi sapa makan pulak ni? Macam boleh mengandung kan?

15. You find condoms and you are on the pill.

Konon prevention is better than cure la? Punya tak mau anak, tak cukup dengan birth control pill, nak jugak la pakai kondom kan? Gila menipu.

16. Your partner stops confiding in you.

Cakap la apa pun, dia selalu ja curious eh. Syak wasangka ada di mana-mana. Tatau pasaipa. Nampak macam kita ja jahat eh.

17. If you confront them about having an affair they become aggressive and overly defensive.

Tanya sket ja dah melenting semacam eh. Dok tengking sampai nak terkeluar anak tekak. Asyik nak hangin ja eh.

18. All intimacy is gone. You no longer share kisses, hugs or say “I love you”

Nak salam cium tangan sebelum pi kerja pun tak dapat dah. Communicate pun benda penting ja. Muka pun rosom ja, payah nak senyum.

19. They act and behave in a guilty manner.

Buat apa pun serba tak kena. Macam nak sorok-sorok benda ja eh.

20. They frequently call to say they will be late.

Standard reason, ada meeting dengan client, pi dinner dengan client, client mana pun tak tau.

21. More time is spent on personal appearance.

Nak keluar rumah ja, bukan main lama lagi bersiap. Dok belek rambut, belek muka, belek baju, serba tak kena.

22. You find new underwear or lingerie they have yet to use.

Tak pakai dah hat getah longgar, bertaik lalat, semua beli baru eh. Sebelum ni ada koyak sket pun dok sarung lagi.

23. They join a gym or start an exercise program.

Tetiba pulak terlebih peduli soal kesihatan, nak grooming segala. Dulu selekeh ja eh. La ni dok try nak get rid perut buncbunc tu. Nampak segak la konon.

24. You stop having sex together or they want to explore more sexual positions.

Alasan standard letih la kat opis sebab kerja banyak, tak pun konon nak buat pembaharuan la, so try la style lain pulak. Mangkuk tingkat betul la.

25. Sex does not last as long but is more frequent. They tend not to reach orgasm or fake it.

Tak mau kantoi dok makan luar kot. Layan jugak la kan padahal kat luar punya sedap dok pulun. Keji sungguh.

26. They have unexplained scratches or marks on their back, neck or chest.

Semedang la alasan berlaga bucu meja la, langgar dinding la, alasan semua tak logik la.

27. Excuses are made such as snoring to sleep in a different room.

Alasan konon. Padahal senang nak berphonesex dengan kekasih baru. Kot sebelum tidur nak berangan saat-saat manis dengan kekasih baru, tak tau la pulak kan.

28. They will pick a fight over something small as an excuse to get out for a while.

Pasal channel TV pun nak bergaduh. Macam budak-budak ja eh. Pastu keluar bukan seminit dua, sampai 3-4 jam. Melampau sungguh.

Wow! Words by words, seems totally true. I could not agree more, could I? I know, I haven't encounter these weirdest things before, but IMHO, the truth simply can't be denied. It might seems that this article is quite biased, focusing on a cheating boify or hubby. But it can be a good guide for you to be aware of any sudden changes of your sleeping partner.