Sometimes people could be so irritating that they simply didn’t realized how hurtful it is to be such a pain in the butt. *Sigh*

Grow up, please. For heaven sake. You are not making life easier for me. At this moment, when the priority to entertain the roomie is given at the highest rank, someone seems uneasy and start to make a big fuss out of it.

Sorry dear buddy, she's the one who would just be there to listen without making any judgment, and she holds a very special place in our heart that we would do anything to entertain her, as long as we can, before she bid us goodbye.

Perbualan kosong dua orang gadis Melayu di dalam tandas awam di sebuah pusat membeli-belah terkemuka di South Australia, ketika masing-masing sedang membelek muka di cermin.

Gadis A: Buruk gila muka aku. Dah tak macam rupa aku dah.
Gadis B: Huh?
Gadis A: Dah macam muka kau.
Gadis B: T__T

i HEART my housemate so MUCH!

Courtesy of pYzam.com

You've been a great drummer for The Boxers during our jamming session at meteora.

You've been one genius favorable student of Miss Controversy back in the good old days.

You’ve been a lucky guy to finally be with your lovely Nel the angel.

You’ve been a great friend, a great company all this while.

But above all, you’ve been MyHap, the one and only maniac friend I treasure for life.

Happy Birthday, dear buddy. Enjoy your day, hope it roxxs!!

Menonton wayang gambar Batman: The Dark Knight di layar yang tersergam indah di hadapan mata pada malam minggu, secara berjemaah dari dalam kereta agak mewah yang mempunyai tujuh tempat duduk dengan frekuensi radio 96.1MHz dipasang dengan audio suara maksima telah menghasilkan kegembiraan dan perasaan teruja tidak terkawal bagi tujuh orang gadis yang masih belum berkahwin walaupun ada yang sudah berpunya, dikhuatiri akan menimbulkan perasaan tidak senang pada mereka-mereka yang suka cakap belakang dek kerana dengki tidak mendapat peluang sebegitu ataupun memang mereka suka mengambil tahu hal orang lain kerana hidup mereka sangat tidak bermakna membuatkan mereka rasa mahu membunuh diri dengan kadar segera.

Heath “The Joker” Ledger yang berpakaian jururawat kelihatan sangat comel dan lebih enak dimakan begitu saja jika dibandingkan dengan Bruce “Batman” Wayne yang kelihatan kurang menyerlah.

Kesimpulannya, berjuta bintang di langit diberikan kepada wayang gambar ini secara amnya, dan pada encik jururawat secara khususnya.

Dan kamu. Sila dengki. Sebaris kata untuk kamu,

"WHY SO SERIOUS?"

Picture courtesy of AbuJohn

Abang,

Lebih kurang 20 tahun dulu. Kita membesar sama-sama di sebuah perkampungan Melayu. Jiran tetangga terlebih peduli tentang kita, hatta salah silap sebesar zarah pun pantas dicanangkan seantero kampung, lebih pantas dari jaringan internet mahupun satelit measat. Kita ke sana sini pasti berdua. Melalui zaman kanak-kanak penuh memori suka duka.

Abang,

Kau ingat tak dulu, kalau ada orang buli adik, mesti kau tarik tangan ajak balik rumah. Tak pernah pun kau lawan balik, walau sekali. Sebab dari awal emak dah pesan, jangan gaduh dengan anak orang, jangan pukul anak orang. Kau lebih rela bawak adik balik rumah, kadang-kala dengan lutut berdarah, betis melecur terbakar api, siku tersagat jalan tar, daripada bertumbuk sepak terajang dengan si pembuli. Hasilnya masih ada parut kekal di sana sini.

Tapi Abang,

Adik tak pernah salahkan kau sebab ikut cakap emak. Adik tak kisah pun kau tak lawan dengan orang yang buli Adik. Sebab Adik belajar protect diri sendiri, dan Adik yakin Adik boleh survive dalam apa jua keadaan sekalipun. Untuk itu, Adik seharusnya berterima kasih pada kau kerana menjadikan Adik kebal seperti hari ini.

Abang,

Tentu kau ingat bila kau dibuli budak-budak nakal. Kadangkala inginkan basikal yang baru emak belikan. Adik akan cuba lawan sungguh-sungguh. Tak kira saiz fizikal bagaimana. Adik tendang basikal, pukul diorang sedaya mampu, paling kurang pun genggam pasir dan baling. Apa saja cara Adik akan buat asalkan adik dapat protect kau. Dan birat-birat di badan Adik bila emak dapat tahu kau main di tepi lombong dengan Fahmi anak Cik Munap, semata-mata sebab Adik nak lindung badan kau dari dipukul. Setiap kesalahan yang kau buat, Adik akan terima hukuman yang sama sebab Adik nak lindung kau. Adik tak nak kau sakit seorang.

Abang,

Kita melalui zaman remaja dengan haluan sendiri. Frekuensi kita berbeza. Rentak kita tak sama. Kita semakin jauh. Lebih banyak kesedihan dan kepayahan daripada kesenangan dan kegembiraan yang dapat dikenang. Seringkali Adik berdoa agar kita masih kekal di alam kanak-kanak supaya jalan kita akan tetap serupa, jiwa kita akan kekal sama. Semuanya terlalu perit untuk diceritakan. Syukur kita masih di bawah bumbung yang sama, kasih sayang masih bersisa.

Abang,

Hari ni kau genap 28 tahun. Adik doakan yang terbaik untuk kau. Walau diberi yang lain sebagai ganti, Adik tetap mahukan kau sebagai Abang, tiada yang lain. Terima kasih. Atas segalanya. Kau tetap yang TERBAIK!

Some of you might agree, some would not. Me? Comment reserved. :D

The picture below was captured in Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum at Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast during Autumn Trip, last year in April.

This hand belongs to Mr Guicel William Camper from USA who was born on October 1 1920and at the age of 17, he has a height of 218.4cm. He is also known as Skyscraper Willie or World's Tallest Boy or Wee Willie.

Somehow, it's kinda scary when comparing your hand to this gigantic-enormous-hand. Mind if he slaps your face, you might lost all your teeth and become 70 years old in an instance. huhu.

The actual size of normal human being's hand (at least, I'm considered normal), compared to his hand. Scary, huh?

The good news would be good.
But why am I being sad?
This is so not me.

Take a close look at the pictures below. If you could see any movement, then you might be depressed, tensed or stress. If the movement is faster, then your stress level is higher, but if the movement is slower, then your stress level would be lower. Owh, btw, please try at your own risk. I'm not really sure whether it is accurate or not, but just give a try, ok?

stress level part one

stress level part two

stress level part three

Hai kawan-kawan. Saya Truffles, anak khinzir yang dilahirkan pada 21 Disember 1999 di Rundle Mall, yang terletak di pertengahan bandaraya Adelaide. Saya dah jadi ikon di sini hampir 9 tahun lamanya. Kalau berkunjung ke Rundle Mall, jangan lupa bergambar dengan saya! Ini sebagai bukti kawan-kawan telah menjejakkan kaki ke Adelaide.

Oh, ya. Kawan-kawan tahu tak kenapa saya jalan tunduk? Ini kerana saya malu ibu dan ayah saya adalah khinzir sama macam saya juga. Huhu.

Random Photos from Autumn Trip to Melbored Melbourne Last April



Poor MooMoo the cow with no tail got stucked on the tree.

Weekend is officially a ‘jalan-jalan, makan-makan’ event where we would get together and make a trip somewhere out of the city. This time, we went to Noarlunga Beach by train as per requested by someone who is going back for good at the end of this month. So much to tell, so little time left, so enjoy the pics captured through the journey.

The Guide to Noarlunga

The Witch's Bicycle with "WITCH1, SA" Plate

the warning inside the train

The Warning of Falling Rock

Christie Beach

Christie Beach Part II

Melompat Lebih Tinggi

Pay another visit to Harbour Town today. Grab these T’s at the price of 3 for 10AUD. Love the last one.

But not as much as I love this.

I can’t exactly remember where did I get this, might be through some bloghopping or from some personal sites. It is good to share, but to those who accidentally come across this blog, and find out that this is actually yours, my sincere apology, but take as much credits as you want, leave your url and I will put a link to your sites. Make LOVE, not WAR:D

Two teardrops were floating down the river. One teardrop said to the other “ I’m the teardrop of a girl who loved a man and lost him. Who are you?” “ I’m the teardrop of the man who regret letting a girl go”

And when you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart because hearts can be broken but circle never end..

You’ll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick HELLO from that person can bring the broken pieces back.

The Australian Customs is very strict in allowing access and entrance of any items, goods and even people crossing the Australia’s border. Just before arrival in Australia, you will be given an Incoming Passenger Card for you to declare any prohibited or restricted items or goods that you bring along. Failure to do so would result in severe penalties which includes fines in term of cash, cancellation of your travel visa and the worst part is you will not allowed to enter Australia for the next 3 years.

I’ve been traveling in and out of Australia for quite sometimes and when I get the chance to spend my summer holiday in Malaysia, I would bring in a lot of local food supplies when I return to Australia. Here are some of the foods that I managed to bring in successfully and enjoyed eating in my own sweet times.

Top 10 Cooked Food allowed to be brought from Malaysia to South Australia
(in no particular order)

1. Chocolate Cake
2. Tat Nenas
3. Kuih Bahulu
4. Kuih Siput
5. Kuih Sepit
   
6. Kuih Sarang Semut
7. Serunding Ikan / Udang
8. Sambal Ikan Bilis
   
9. Dodol Fauziah Karim.
10. Keropok Lekor

Try at your own risk. I’ve tried multiple times, and up until today, it works!

Your lovely baby boy was born on the beautiful day of 5^th July 2008, at about 1.44pm, about a week earlier from the scheduled date. At the age of 27, you’ve become a father, and you’re so proud of it. You’ve been through a lot of sadness and madness during your wife pregnancy. But, with a look upon his smiley face, you simply forgot all those tears and hurt that used to drive you crazy. I know that he isn’t mine, he isn’t ours, but from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you for letting me share the happiness and the excitement of your newborn.

CONGRATULATION.

On becoming a father. Please be a good one. Or else, I’ll kick your butt. :D

Cik Si Penggila Coke,

I had just bought you something. Hope you'll like it.

versi beijing 2008 keluaran aussie

proof of purchase

Sila berikan pelukan kasih sayang secepat mungkin. Hihi.

Kepangkuan bonda yang kini berada nun jauh di mata tetapi tetap dekat di hati,

Pada hari Ahad yang lalu, anakanda telah pergi ke Port Adelaide bersama ahli kumpulan The Housemate Club dengan menaiki bas Adelaide Metro bernombor 118 dari perhentian bas di sebelah gedung pakaian Target.

Rombongan kami diketuai oleh cik yang selalu berjalan perlahan kerana kakinya sakit. Setibanya kami di sana, kami telah melakukan beberapa perkara seperti menaiki dolphin cruise, mengunjungi Sunday Market yang menjual barangan terpakai, bersolat di dalam parents room, sehingga menimbulkan persoalan seperti yang tersenarai di bawah.

1. Pernahkah bonda melihat tandas untuk dolphin jantan atau dolphin betina? Ini kali pertama anakanda menyaksikan kejadian demikian
2. Lebih aneh lagi, tandas disediakan untuk dolphin yang kurang upaya. Apa kejadahnya semua ini? Anakanda semakin bertambah hairan.

Berikut disertakan beberapa gambar berserta sedikit penerangan untuk tatapan dan makluman bersama.

Bas yang mengangkut oleh ahli rombongan. Jangan risau, anakanda tak mabuk ketika naik bas ni. Anakanda juga tidak berada dalam keadaan mabuk mahupun minum air yang memabukkan.

Destinasi tujuan yang telah kami terjah seawal jam 11.20 pagi. Cuaca tu pura-pura je macam panas, padahal angin bertiup kencang bagaikan mahu terbang sahaja kami semua. Mujur kekuatan dalaman membuatkan kami teguh berdiri melawan arus yang mendatang.

Kelihatan seperti menara kawalan yang sungguh gagah perkasa dapat dilihat dari kejauhan. Tapi bonda, anakanda tak pulak naik ke menara tinjau tersebut, kerana tidak jumpa di mana pintu masuknya.

Kami telah membayar sejumlah AUD3.50 setiap seorang untuk berlayar dengan kapal pelayaran melihat dolphin beraksi di muara laut tapi malangnya doplhin telah mengambil cuti kecemasan pada hari tersebut atas sebab-sebab yang tak dapat dielakkan mahupun dimaklumkan pada khalayak ramai.

Kawasan yang dilalui oleh kapal pelayaran tersebut tertera di dalam gambar di atas. Entah betul ke tidak, anakanda tak pasti, tapi dah ada peta ni, anakanda percaya aje lah.

Maklumat penting serta garis panduan untuk insan berhati mulia dan memahami mesej yang tertulis dalam bahasa asing. Peliharalah dolphin di lautan bagaikan anda memelihara kehidupan anda sendiri.

Tandas disediakan untuk dolphin jantan dan dolphin betina. Pintu tandas ini tertutup jadi anakanda membuat spekulasi bahawa mereka menyorok di dalam ini dan mogok tidak mahu berenang di lautan. Lantaran itu, kelibat dolphin yang muncul di perairan amat sedikit sekali.

Memang beruntung menjadi binatang ini kerana sekiranya mereka dilahirkan kurang upaya, masih ada tandas disediakan untuk mereka. Anakanda kagum!

Semoga bonda akan berpeluang berkunjung ke sini hujung tahun nanti dan menyaksikan sendiri keanehan seperti yang anakanda sebutkan di atas. Sekian dahulu utusan anakanda buat bonda sekeluarga, Salam untuk semua.

Yang memang benar dan tidak menipu,

Anakanda aka missaussie

IKEA Adelaide is on SALE. A lot of good bargains, but I’m not buying anything on offer just now. I did notice this beautiful white bed which surely would turn me on be really nice to fit the master bedroom at home.

simply turn me on irresistible

The price had been reduced from AUD699 to AUD249. Well, I believe that's a very good bargain then; and guess a Queen sized bed would be enough for me provided that I’m marrying someone who’s not a ‘raksasa gorgon’ in the near future.

massive reduced

Currently, only one person fits the criteria, and if you’re reading this, hurry up and give me the money ASAP so that I could buy our soon-to-be-shared-bed before IKEA runs out of stock. Butthen if you're not going to marry me, just assume that you're buying me an early present for my next bithday ;)

Owh, btw, I only bought a shocking pink color toilet brush and a shocking pink broom :)

We went to Mawson Lakes yesterday, got ‘makan-makan’ at the house of miss ‘used to be baby Flintstone few years back but now a medical doctor to be cum online businesswoman’.

Had chicken beryani with beef curry, bihun soto with begedil, kek lapis asam manis, and chocolate cake with almond. Roommate brought some bubur jagung which is cooked earlier on. No photos were taken during that moment as everyone is busy filling the plates as well as the stomachs.

Capture this cute fridge magnet; I remembered that it was mine who bought it last year during my short stay at the house, during those brokenhearted moments, sleepless nights full of tears, scattered dreams full of nightmares. How true are the words eh?

As always, I survived the whole soap opera, passed the exam of the miserable love with flying colors. I’m truly proud of myself, of the way I could finally handle things on my own. I know that I couldn’t be thankful enough for the love and the hate that I have to fight because in the end, it is just me who would finally be the sole winner of what I am fighting for.

Finally, I get what I deserved. For that, thank you Allah.

I am not making any big fuss over the politics in the city of light, and being the super ignorance me, I just don't give a damn as my PM over here in down under is 'Abang Rudd kacax' who is super duper cool. I have been a loyal silent reader of this famous blogger who beautifully write the shocking news and handsomely summarize the whole stories into a super funny entry.

Go figure, and be very aware that it is meant for your own view, your own 'jokes of the day' and don't take it seriously as I didn't get any credits in promoting whatever he wrote. I bet he already have thousands readers and gain super great income through his blog and please don't do any harm that will stop him from blogging or even worse, ruined up his income, ya?

It's movie time, being the 'jakun-rusa-masuk-kampung' me, I'm totally having super duper fun, enjoying myself to the max watching the 'drive in movie'. Will update with more details when I got the pixx. Hang on ya?

Here is some preview of what happened last night.

The XM is over, winter break starts, the time has finally come for retail therapy: a shopping spree with the members of The Housemate Club. Who could resist the temptation of buying a pair of Levi's for 10AUD*, a pair of Esprit Jeans for less than 15AUD* and a beautiful Esprit dress for 7AUD*? It's a brand new, baby and not even a rejected nor a second clothing being sold.

2 pairs of edc by esprit

levi's: black and red tab

More damage done for the wallet, but fully satisfied with the bargains. The therapy works great, a heaven for a 'true-bargain-hunter-shopaholic' as I am. Note that if the pix of esprit jeans above is enlarged, you would notice that the regular price is AUD49.95, but the price had been reduced to AUD19.95, and with another 25% off, the price goes down to less than AUD15. You do the maths.

(* 1AUD = approx. RM3.12 as stated here)

Sometimes, somehow, I wish I could say it out loud, to that person who used to have a very special place in my heart. I have tried so hard to keep it to myself, but I believe the time had finally come for me to just shoot it even if that person won’t get the chance to read it or simply notice it. I’m a strong believer of karma, and I’m truly sorry that your life has been a total mess lately. You had been my worst nightmare, it’s a total bless that the Prince Charming that I’ve longed for, finally turn up and save my life.

When I have all the love in the world to give you, you simply put me down by walking away from my life and never once trying to look back. But when I had given the unwanted rejected love of mine to another someone who treated me like the only person he wants to be with for the rest of his life, you come back and ask for another chance. It has been 8 bloody years full of broken hearted and nonstop tears. I have moved on, almost deleted every single memory from the brain’s RAM and ROM, and completely removed your name from the list of person I wanted to die with. At this particular moment, I know that I would be grateful enough if you didn’t turn up at all.

I came across this cool websites for quite sometimes, and while having some thought of getting it to be published, I personally think that I might end up writing my own secret. If I am going to do that in the near future, which one of these that you think would fit mine?

I have a secret…

1. I am happy to see the word ass*hole spelled with all capital letters on your forehead.
2. I am happy that people are getting sick of your childish attitude and they started to keep a distance.
3. I am happy that you’re going to divorce your pregnant wife when you find out that the baby was not yours.
4. I am happy that your parents in law love me more than you that they wish their son would actually marry me years ago.
5. I am happy that your husband thinks I’m hot and has a crush on me that he completely ignores you when I’m around.
6. I am happy that your underage boyfriend thought he is the first one getting in your pants without any concern of you might have lost your virginity since the age of 12.
7. I am happy that your father desperately asks me for a date that he didn’t have a clue that I’m one of your former classmates.
8. I am happy that you end up marrying a slut*ty bi*tch who find out that your di*ck is too small to fit her well-fuc*ked-up pus*sy.
9. I am happy that your best friend and I similarly think that you are such a loser who could never win back your stupid f*ugly boyfriend who cheated on you even after you gave him so much pleasure in bed
10. I am happy when you told me that your husband suc*ks big time after 4 years of marriage with a lovely cutie pie baby daughter as after all these years, I could never accept the fact that you choose to tie the knot with such a jer*k and you didn’t realized it since day one.

That would probably be one of my secret. What's yours?

Picture courtesy of AbuJohn

My 'raksasa gorgon' lil baby bro finally left home last weekend, which I believe had brought so many tears to almost everyone in the family. He had been such a baby in the house, being pampered by all of us, always making fun of everyone, of everything, and he is always around. Never did he left home for more than 24 hours, but this time, he is gonna stay at one of the IP*TA at northern area of Ma*laysia for more than a month before the scheduled midterm break.

Mamanda wasn't in a good mood lately and deep down inside I know that she badly missed him. To make things worse, she's not feeling well right after she came back from sending baby bro, and she can't stop crying whenever she thinks of him. It’s hard for her, but I hope she's gonna be okay in a week or two.

Had never crossed my mind that baby bro willingly accept the offer to further his study at that IP*TA as knowing him all these while, he could never be part from mamanda. Just hoping that he could survive over there on his own, and after 3 years, complete his study with flying colors and come back to where his belong. Too bad I wasn't there to help him getting prepared, and the only way I could assist him is via YM.

Whatever it is, I will always pray for his success, happiness and safety and I know the time has finally come for us to let him go, to face the real challenge and let him be independent to find out the true colors of this world. And I’m so gonna miss him and hopefully he would still be the same baby bro that I used to know, and insyaAllah couldn’t wait to see him this coming raya when I get this lazy ass off down under, flying back to where my heart belongs.